July 2012
1 tag
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
Watch
"There is no more food"
sandygoesrawr:
Fuck..
jedconrad:
It’s hard trying to bottle up my feelings for you and putting it away.. :/ Wish I didn’t feel this way.
graffeti:
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.
Dear Tumblr,
Stop distracting me. I’m supposed to be cleaning. -____-“
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
me: i cant eat anymore im full
food: eat me
me: ok
